I’m a city slicker via country bumpkin. If there’s a pen in my mouth, I’m deep in thought. I wear headphones, but rarely have music playing. I hate winter, but love an excuse to stay inside. I run slow, but jump high. I’m the Cambridge Middle School record holder for spelling the most words out of “Christmas.” I once bowled 232 and didn’t even know it. I like to write. People say I’m good at it. I’ve been on Entertainment Tonight. And so has my work. I’ve won awards. They fancy-up my closet. I recycle religiously, but can never get it to the curb in time. I’ve danced on stage with Patti LaBelle. She was too touchy-feely. I’m not an athlete, but I’ve been in Sports Illustrated. I’m not a teenager, but I’ve been in Seventeen magazine. I’ve signed a few autographs, but I’m not really famous. I’m two degrees from Kevin Bacon, but I’d like to meet you.